$PLAGBIKE · est. in the gloom

Plague
bike

$PLAGBIKE rides through the gloom with plague-doctor style, dark steampunk energy, and a perfectly cursed presence built for the timeline.

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The Plaguebike on a stormy moor: a brass and leather bicycle whose front end is a plague doctor's beaked mask and wide hat, with a raven on the brim
fig. 1 — specimen at rest, weather poor
Field notes

Part doctor, part bicycle.

Nobody knows who built it. It was found leaning against a bell tower one wet morning, ticking quietly, with a raven already installed.

It has no rider and doesn't seem to want one. It turns up wherever the timeline is gloomiest and stands there looking perfectly cursed.

  • The beakStuffed with herbs. Doubles as a headlamp that gives no light.
  • The hatRiveted on. Keeps the rain off the raven.
  • The ravenCame with it. Refuses to leave. Probably steering.
  • The saddleNobody has sat on it and reported back.
The workshop

Three cursed builds.

The same doctor, bolted together three different ways. None of them passed inspection.

No. I
The Plaguebike rearing up on its back wheel

The Rearing

Front wheel in the air, beak to the sky. It does this at funerals.

No. II
The Plaguebike with four brass dragonfly wings

The Winged

Four brass wings. Flies low, clanks loudly, lands badly.

No. III
The Plaguebike as a penny-farthing with one huge wheel and one tiny wheel

The Farthing

One enormous wheel, one apology of a wheel. Very dignified.

The boiler

Build the steam.

Hold the lever to raise the pressure and let go inside the green band. Too little and it won't move. Too much and the raven files a report.

cursed rides: 0
Boiler cold. The bike is waiting.
How to buy

Take it for a ride.

  1. 1Find a walletAny wallet you trust. Keep the seed phrase somewhere dry.
  2. 2Stoke itAdd funds, plus a little for network fees.
  3. 3Copy the contractOnly from this page or from @plaguebike. Forgeries rust.
  4. 4Swap and ride offPaste it into your DEX, swap for $PLAGBIKE, disappear into the fog.
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